Scene-sational Quotes, Musings for the Week of December 8-12, 2025
General Hospital’s Scene-sational Quotes & Musings
for the week of
December 8 to 12, 2025
We’ve rounded up some of our favorite scene-making quotes for the week and threw in some musings for good measure! Share your own favorite moments and musings for the week in the comment section.
SCENE-SATIONAL QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Lucas
◈ “What in the Wuthering Heights is all of this?” – Lucas to Marco, who set up a romantic
post-Thanksgiving moment for him
◈ Lucas: “Brad knew what he was doing, and he made his own choices, but how he
became besties with you is beyond me, because I – I do not care for you.”
Britt: “Not a secret.”
Carly & Valentin
◈ Valentin: “I did, uh, incapacitate one of the guards and the pilot, and I took control of
the aircraft, reduced the altitude, lowered the speed, engaged the autopilot,
and then I jumped.”
Carly: “You did all of this on your own?”
Valentin: “I had a parachute.”
◈ Carly (tossing a first aid kit at Valentin): “Do not get blood on my couch.”
Valentin: “Don’t worry, I know how to get rid of a bloodstain.”
◈ Valentin: “I could go for a hot meal. You got any leftovers?”
Carly: “I’m not making you a snack. Patch yourself up and get the hell out of my
house.”
◈ Valentin (protesting having to stay in Carly’s shed): “You’re worried that your daughter,
the WSB agent, is gonna discover me? Because I’m pretty good at being invisible.”
Carly: “Good. You can be invisible in the shed. That’s the best I have to offer. Take it or
leave it.”
◈ Valentin: “It’s freezing out there.”
Carly: “There are blankets in the shed.”
Valentin: “Those are tarps, and I didn’t escape from Steinmauer to freeze to death in
plastic.”
Carly: “I’m trying to find you another place to stay, but Donna’s coming back from
Sonny’s today, and you cannot be here.”
Valentin: “I’m pretty sure I can evade an 8-year-old, but thanks for the vote of confidence.”
Alexis
◈ Alexis (regarding the letters between her & Valentin): “Then, you know that they were all
innocuous.”
Jack: “There could have been a coded message.”
Alexis: “So, you think ‘How’s Charlotte?’ is code for ‘I’m going to jump out of a plane
soon’?”
◈ “I have no idea what’s going on and, if I did, I would tell you, but I don’t. So, unless you
are charging me with something other than bad penmanship, I’m going home.”
- Alexis (regarding Valentin’s escape)
◈ Alexis: “Willow, we’ve had several trial runs and based on your past performance, the
risks outweigh the benefits.”
Willow: “Okay, well, I’ve been practicing, and I’m a lot better than when all of this
started.”
Alexis: “According to whom? The bathroom mirror?”
◈ Drew: “Okay, Alexis, that’s enough, we get it. The jury’s gonna twist everything that
Willow says to make her seem like she had reason to shoot me.”
Alexis: “And the prosecution’s not going to have to work that hard to do that.”
◈ Willow: “Well, my instincts…”
Alexis: “Have led you to a meticulously documented series of really bad decisions that
have landed you here.”
Nina w/Curtis and Nina w/Michael & Jacinda
◈ Curtis: “How can I be sure Willow didn’t pull that trigger?”
Nina: “I’m sure.”
Curtis: “Like you’re sure about every horrible decision you’ve ever made?”
◈ Michael: “Can we please just have a little bit of privacy here?”
Nina: “Yes, of course. How rude of me. Please, take as much time as you need to finish
having sex in my office.”
◈ Nina (responding to walking in on Michael & Jacinda getting ready to have sex): “Well,
private behavior should be done in private and not in my office, where I’m coming to
do some work.”
Michael: “Well, didn’t you and Drew engage in some ‘private behavior’ when he had an
office downstairs at Aurora?”
Nina: “I’m going to need my office professionally sanitized.”
Jacinda: “For a woman who hired someone to drug a congressman, you’re acting
awfully superior.”
Miscellaneous
◈ “Okay, let me guess. Now that I’m awake and sober – sober-adjacent, you want an explanation, right?” – A hungover Britt to Jason
◈ Brook Lynn (referring to Deception’s deal with Sidwell): “Something about this arrangement feels…”
Felicia: “Unsettling? Sketchy? As Georgie and James would say, sus?”
◈ Isaiah: “I’m sorry, but Britt’s not a doctor.”
Britt: “I’m a trained and experienced OB/GYN. One of the best, actually.”
Isaiah: “Well, the best usually have a medical license.”
◈ Drew (answering his phone): “Yeah, what do you want?”
Jordan: “Your phone etiquette needs work…”
MUSINGS FOR THE WEEK
◈ Whoever thought to make Carly & Valentin partners in crime deserves a bonus. Laura
Wright & James Patrick Stuart have been added to my list of perfect scene partners!
◈ The Brook Lynn & Ned scenes warmed the cockles of my heart.
◈ I love how Kristina & Michael are always there for each other.
◈ Sometimes, I wonder if Lulu wishes she were still in a coma – just for a day or two. Girl cannot
catch a breather. And, you know, as soon as she and Nathan fall for each other, Maxi is going
to wake up.
◈ I 🩷Suzanne (Jen Ray)! Her facial expressions whilst listening to Willow’s mock testimony
were everything.
◈ I wonder what Drew almost remembered when he was recalling the moment after he was
shot.???
◈ Willow looked like she was ready to shoot Drew again when they were at Alexis’s house.
◈ Britt really needs a peephole for her door.
◈ I’m intrigued by the items in Anna’s captivity room.
◈ Nina needs to get the words “I didn’t mean…” tattooed on her forehead.
◈ Lucy should have a PhD in bad decision-making.
◈ My husband’s eyes have been red & itchy, and now, thanks to Elizabeth, I’m paranoid that he
has eyelid mites, aka Demodex blepharitis.
◈ Help me understand why Willow professes she will do anything for her kids, but won’t break
up with Drew, whom she claims not to love anyway.
◈ Trina is heading into a full existential crisis & she doesn’t even know about her mom & Isaiah
yet.
◈ Nina’s full germaphobe freak-out over Michael & Jacinda cracked me up.
◈ So much for Chase’s so-called integrity.