General Hospital Scene-sational Quotes and Musings & Speculations for Jan 12-23
General Hospital’s
SUPERSIZED Scene-sational Quotes and Musings & Speculations
for
January 12 – 23, 2026
We’ve rounded up some of our favorite scene-making quotes and thrown in our musings & speculations for good measure. Share your own favorites for the past couple of weeks in the comments!
Scene-sational Quotes
Long Live the Quartermaine Cocktail Hour! 🥃🥃🥃
Tracy: “My father used to host a family cocktail hour. Over the years, it sort of fell by the wayside.”
Ned: “It didn’t make a lot of sense once A.J. developed a drinking problem.
Ned: (referring to the family not wanting him to have alcohol) “What’s the point of surviving a heart attack if you can’t enjoy your life?”
Olivia: “What is the point of surviving? The point is that we get more time to spend together as a family.”
Ned: “Well, alcohol would make it a lot more palatable.”
Olivia: “I mean, Drew Cain is like a human flamethrower.”
Olivia: (referring to the Quartermaine heirlooms Drew stole): “Do we really need a bunch of old tchotchkes?”
Tracy: “These are not Virgin Mary votives you snap up at an outer-borough swap meet by the armload.”
Olivia: “She can hear you, you know.” (makes the sign of the cross)
Olivia (pointing a shotgun at Drew): “If you know what is good for you, you and the boot-licking barrister (Martin) will vacate the premises immediately.”
Drew: “You’re not going to shoot me. Not in front of your son-in-law, the cop.”
Chase: “Well, I am suspended, and you are trespassing.”
Martin: “I’m out of here.”
All About Drew & Willow
Tracy (to Chase): “Your blind devotion to Willow is concerning. Is it the damsel-in-distress thing, because they don’t come more distressed than Willow?”
Nina: “But, if after all of this, we still don’t get the verdict that we were hoping for…I would ask that you let me take care of my daughter from now on.”
Drew: “What does that mean? That you want to bake the cake with the file in it?”
Nina (to Drew about his testimony): “You came off as unhinged. The only good thing that came out of it was everyone could see why so many people want to shoot you twice in the back.”
Willow (after jabbing a syringe in Drew’s jugular): “Everything is going to work out, Drew. You’ll see.”
Ava: “Oh, don’t worry about Drew. Heaven won’t take him, and hell is full.”
Tracy: “You’re not going to get tears from me. As my late husband Luke used to say, ‘Karma is a bitch’ and I guess it finally came for Drew.”
Tracy (to Jason): “…There’s your expertise in dealing with problematic people.”
Tracy (to Jason): “When I first heard about Drew’s stroke, I thought, ‘Wow, karmic justice.’. But then I thought, karma and life rarely line up so neatly. Usually, someone has to give karma a push.”
Willow (to Nina): “I just want to make sure that my husband gets the treatment that he deserves.”
All About Britt and Her Felonious Father, Faison
Britt (complaining about living at Bobbie’s): “The smell of bacon grease – it’s too much. My cholesterol goes up every time I inhale.”
Carly (to Britt): “It must be exhausting being you.”
Cullum (warning to Britt): “Consequences will no longer be possibilities. They are certainties that you can count on.”
Jack: “Faison’s brain is in a jar. Anna knows this.”
Liesl: “And now, Faison is nothing but a brain in a jar.”
Musings & Speculations
◉Top 3 Favorite Moments:
- Olivia “Annie Oakley” Quartermaine – She was pointing that shotgun at Drew like she was auditioning for the next season of The Hunting Wives.
- Willow’s unexpected jab in Drew’s jugular – Looks like Willow found another way to shut Drew up.
- Chase & Michael come to blows – Jason interrupted before the fight could hit The Thrilla in Manila status, but it was an entertaining moment nonetheless.
◉Please give us more family cocktail hours!
- I’m gonna call the theme for the Quartermaine Cocktail Hour Sips & Shotguns and the theme for the Wydemere Cocktail Hour Cocktails & Catacombs.
◉Willow & Drew
- Trina & Kai out sleuthed the the PCPD detectives. I’m submitting them for the Nancy Drew & Hardy Boys reboot.
- Hmmm…Willow said she and Drew were far from finished…wonder what she meant???
- I’m gonna need to put Chase back in a timeout.
- Uh oh, Drew saw Kai shake Michael’s hand.
- Wondering if all of the long stares between Michael & Willow mean anything.
- Drew’s face looked like the jilted bachelor who didn’t get a rose when Willow gave all the credit to Alexis for getting her acquitted.
- Yay – a Yuri moment! Wouldn’t it be great if he recalled seeing Willow leave with Edward’s gun or stalking baby Daisy?
- Me thinks Nina is catching on to Willow’s act.
◉Spirits in the Criminal World & Faison’s Final Project
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- Someone in Port Chuck must have played too long on their Ouija board because so many ghosts of criminals past have been coming out to play lately.
- New baddie alert! Welcome to Director Ross Cullum (Andrew Hawkes). Here’s hoping his character brings more answers than questions.
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- Article: What was Pikeman?
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- Listening to Pascal speak to Anna reminds me of how bad I am at French. Je regrette not paying more l’attention in class.
- I’m digging the retro green kitchen appliances in Anna’s Spartan-Chic captivity room.
- “Faison” is taking the Wizard of Oz approach to communicate with Anna.
- Cullum busting out the librarian shhh finger on Britt cracked me up.
- Every time they mention Faison’s brain in a jar, it makes me think of Young Frankenstein – “Abby Normal” Brain
◉Randoms
- Ava needs to come out with own line of vodka and/or gin.
- Viewers from Fort Wayne, Indiana, did you notice the new city views of Port Charles looked strikingly similar to your lovely city?
- So happy to see Diane back & looking fabulous!
- Don’t hate on me, but I want them to redeem Jack so he and Carly can be together. I also want them to find more reasons to put Carly & Valentin in scenes together.
- Aww…Emma & Gio are really quite a good couple and are adorable together.
- Loving Alexis & Suzanne’s growing friendship and double love a Sonny-Suzanne moment.
- The Tony Geary segment! 💔
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