General Hospital’s Scene-sational Quotes & Musings

for the week of 

December 8 to 12, 2025

 

We’ve rounded up some of our favorite scene-making quotes for the week and threw in some musings for good measure! Share your own favorite moments and musings for the week in the comment section.

 

SCENE-SATIONAL QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Lucas

 

◈ “What in the Wuthering Heights is all of this?” – Lucas to Marco, who set up a romantic    

      post-Thanksgiving moment for him

 

◈ Lucas: “Brad knew what he was doing, and he made his own choices, but how he  

                became besties with you is beyond me, because I – I do not care for you.”

    Britt: “Not a secret.”

 

Carly & Valentin

 

◈ Valentin: “I did, uh, incapacitate one of the guards and the pilot, and I took control of 

                    the aircraft, reduced the altitude, lowered the speed, engaged the autopilot,             

                    and then I jumped.”

    Carly: “You did all of this on your own?”

    Valentin: “I had a parachute.”

 

◈ Carly (tossing a first aid kit at Valentin): “Do not get blood on my couch.”

    Valentin: “Don’t worry, I know how to get rid of a bloodstain.”

 

◈ Valentin: “I could go for a hot meal. You got any leftovers?”

    Carly: “I’m not making you a snack. Patch yourself up and get the hell out of my 

               house.”

 

◈ Valentin (protesting having to stay in Carly’s shed): “You’re worried that your daughter, 

    the WSB agent, is gonna discover me? Because I’m pretty good at being invisible.”

    Carly: “Good. You can be invisible in the shed. That’s the best I have to offer. Take it or 

                leave it.”

 

◈ Valentin: “It’s freezing out there.”

    Carly: “There are blankets in the shed.”

    Valentin: “Those are tarps, and I didn’t escape from Steinmauer to freeze to death in 

                    plastic.”

Carly: “I’m trying to find you another place to stay, but Donna’s coming back from 

           Sonny’s today, and you cannot be here.”

Valentin: “I’m pretty sure I can evade an 8-year-old, but thanks for the vote of confidence.” 

 

Alexis

 

◈ Alexis (regarding the letters between her & Valentin): “Then, you know that they were all 

                                                                                          innocuous.” 

    Jack: “There could have been a coded message.”

    Alexis: “So, you think ‘How’s Charlotte?’ is code for ‘I’m going to jump out of a plane  

                 soon’?”

 

◈ “I have no idea what’s going on and, if I did, I would tell you, but I don’t. So, unless you   

      are charging me with something other than bad penmanship, I’m going home.” 

• Alexis (regarding Valentin’s escape)

 

◈ Alexis: “Willow, we’ve had several trial runs and based on your past performance, the 

                 risks outweigh the benefits.”

    Willow: “Okay, well, I’ve been practicing, and I’m a lot better than when all of this 

                  started.”

    Alexis: “According to whom? The bathroom mirror?”

 

◈ Drew: “Okay, Alexis, that’s enough, we get it. The jury’s gonna twist everything that 

                Willow says to make her seem like she had reason to shoot me.”

    Alexis: “And the prosecution’s not going to have to work that hard to do that.”

 

◈ Willow: “Well, my instincts…”

    Alexis: “Have led you to a meticulously documented series of really bad decisions that 

                 have landed you here.” 

 

Nina w/Curtis and Nina w/Michael & Jacinda

 

◈ Curtis: “How can I be sure Willow didn’t pull that trigger?”

    Nina: “I’m sure.”

    Curtis: “Like you’re sure about every horrible decision you’ve ever made?”

 

◈ Michael: “Can we please just have a little bit of privacy here?”

    Nina: “Yes, of course. How rude of me. Please, take as much time as you need to finish 

               having sex in my office.”

 

◈ Nina (responding to walking in on Michael & Jacinda getting ready to have sex): “Well, 

    private behavior should be done in private and not in my office, where I’m coming to  

    do some work.”

    Michael: “Well, didn’t you and Drew engage in some ‘private behavior’ when he had an 

                    office downstairs at Aurora?”

    Nina: “I’m going to need my office professionally sanitized.”

    Jacinda: “For a woman who hired someone to drug a congressman, you’re acting           

                    awfully superior.”

 

Miscellaneous

 

◈ “Okay, let me guess. Now that I’m awake and sober – sober-adjacent, you want an explanation, right?” – A hungover Britt to Jason 

 

◈ Brook Lynn (referring to Deception’s deal with Sidwell): “Something about this  arrangement feels…”

    Felicia: “Unsettling? Sketchy? As Georgie and James would say, sus?”

◈ Isaiah: “I’m sorry, but Britt’s not a doctor.”

    Britt: “I’m a trained and experienced OB/GYN. One of the best, actually.”

    Isaiah: “Well, the best usually have a medical license.”

◈ Drew (answering his phone): “Yeah, what do you want?”

    Jordan: “Your phone etiquette needs work…”

MUSINGS FOR THE WEEK

◈ Whoever thought to make Carly & Valentin partners in crime deserves a bonus. Laura  

    Wright & James Patrick Stuart have been added to my list of perfect scene partners! 

◈ The Brook Lynn & Ned scenes warmed the cockles of my heart. 

◈ I love how Kristina & Michael are always there for each other. 

◈ Sometimes, I wonder if Lulu wishes she were still in a coma – just for a day or two. Girl cannot   

    catch a breather. And, you know, as soon as she and Nathan fall for each other, Maxi is going 

    to wake up.

◈ I 🩷Suzanne (Jen Ray)! Her facial expressions whilst listening to Willow’s mock testimony 

    were everything.

◈ I wonder what Drew almost remembered when he was recalling the moment after he was  

    shot.???

◈ Willow looked like she was ready to shoot Drew again when they were at Alexis’s house. 

◈ Britt really needs a peephole for her door. 

◈ I’m intrigued by the items in Anna’s captivity room.

◈ Nina needs to get the words “I didn’t mean…” tattooed on her forehead.  

◈ Lucy should have a PhD in bad decision-making. 

◈ My husband’s eyes have been red & itchy, and now, thanks to Elizabeth, I’m paranoid that he 

    has eyelid mites, aka Demodex blepharitis.

◈ Help me understand why Willow professes she will do anything for her kids, but won’t break 

    up with Drew, whom she claims not to love anyway.

◈ Trina is heading into a full existential crisis & she doesn’t even know about her mom & Isaiah 

    yet.

◈ Nina’s full germaphobe freak-out over Michael & Jacinda cracked me up. 

◈ So much for Chase’s so-called integrity.